The Vortex

You are engulfed in a swirling vortex of primal chaos! Roll 3d8 to see if you can escape.

  1. You emerge into the eye of the vortex. From here you can see the magic crystals that are generating Chaos, and you take control of them. You get an emblem with "If a player would roll chaos or roll on the Vortex, instead you choose whether that player rolls on Chaos List A through F, Extreme Chaos, Global, or doesn't roll chaos at all." Roll chaos.
  2. You escape into the night sky and hear the music of the spheres. Roll Musical a number of times equal to the number of players.
  3. Extreme Chaos
  4. You escape to your choice of Chaos List C or Chaos List F.
  5. Choose one — Roll on Exceptional Creature, Powerful Acquisition, or again on the Vortex.
  6. You escape to your choice of Chaos List B or Chaos List E.
  7. Choose one — Roll on Synthetic Creature, Acquisition, or again on the Vortex.
  8. You escape to your choice of Chaos List A or Chaos List D.
  9. Change the Global, then you may choose to roll again on the Vortex.
  10. Each player discards any number of cards, then draws X cards, where X is the number of cards that player discarded. Roll again on the Vortex.
  11. Each player may choose an exiled card they own and put it on the bottom of their library. Roll again on the Vortex.
  12. Each player puts the top card of their library into the middle world. Roll again on the Vortex.
  13. Each player searches their library for a card, puts that card into their hand, then shuffles. Roll again on the the Vortex.
  14. Change the Global, then you may choose to roll again on the Vortex.
  15. You escape to your choice of Chaos List A or Chaos List D.
  16. Choose one — Roll on Synthetic Creature, Acquisition, or again on the Vortex.
  17. You escape to your choice of Chaos List B or Chaos List E.
  18. Choose one — Roll on Strong Creature, Powerful Acquisition, or again on the Vortex.
  19. You escape to your choice of Chaos List C or Chaos List F.
  20. Extreme Chaos
  21. Deadly Acquisition
  22. You are ripped apart by the roiling clouds of chaos! You lose the game and don't roll on spite.